Dev-ventures 1

Title: Mike and Steve in Deviantart

The last time on Mike and Steve, The Creator also known as Doc started moving main HQ for operations to Deviantart after a long and spiteful run in Elfwood.  After a long packing and shipping process, most of the operations have finally been transferred.  But still the Creator Doc awaits the activation of Compy 6.0 before starting any major projects.  So in the mean time he has granted all non essential personnel a few more days of leave, seeing as things have been getting rather tense at the office with out any thing moving.  Taking full advantage of their now semi hold status some what heroic super heroes Mike and Steve head to the streets of Dev Art to take in their new surroundings.

Mike and Steve make their way through the odd streets of Dev, they are an strange combination of futuristic landscape and fantasy setting with a hint of modern flare.

Mike- Huh, so this is the new place huh?

Steve- Yeah, I hear they’re a lot less oppressive with the content laws around here.

Mike- Awesome, that means we can see boobies!

Steve- *angry sigh* Yes… that means we can see boobies… I’m sure you just can’t wait to run off and satisfy those sick furverted fantasies of yours.

Mike- First off, fuck you, secondly, fuck your mom, thirdly, at least I don’t seem borderline gay and finally, fuck your grandma.

Steve- I’m not gay, I AM the only male character in the original story line that was romantically involved.

Mike- What happened with that?

Steve- Retconed.

Mike stops and takes in some of the local sites.

Mike- Hey cool, there’s like a bigillion famous characters here.  And they’ve all been cloned.  Like a thousand times and then cloned again for good measure.

Steve- Yeup that would be one of the down sides to our new home, all the art is free roam, they don’t force them into segregated areas.  

Mike- Crap, I’m gonna miss being able to avoid fan art and fan fics.

Mike looks on.

Mike- Huh, that’s kind weird.  There’s like a bunch of clones of someone’s original character.

Steve- Yeah, people even fan-a-size original story lines here.

Mike- How long do think before they come after us?

Steve- Yeah right, when have we ever had fans?

Mike- Touché.

As they continue walking Steve stops at some random street cart and starts looking at a selection of light sabers, meanwhile Mike is distracted by a large breasted vixen.

Mike- Ooooh, hey baby.

A few minutes later…

Steve- Yeah, I’ll take the green and the blue stones, but do you have any Kryatt pearls?

A massive explosion rocks through the streets with out warning.

Steve- Crap…

Out from the sky falls Mike, plummeting back to earth at terminal velocity and landing with an anything but soft THWOCK.

Mike- Ow.

Steve- What the hell did you do?

Mike- Did you know that fox girls don’t like their tails being petted?

Steve- What?

Mike- It’s even worse when she also happens to be a demon.

Steve- What?

Mike- Also, replace the phrase “tails being petted” with “ogling for a good ten minutes before asking if she’d ever seen a hairless ape’s trouser snake” and then promptly releasing said trouser snake.

Steve- What!?

Mike- Man, she even vaporized my pants.

There is an angry female voice yelling from the source of the explosion.

Mike- Oh hell, get me out’a here man, use your jedi powers and get us out of this!

Steve- Firstly, fuck you.

Mike- Okay I deserve that.

Steve- Secondly, face your problem on your own dumb ass.

Mike- I lose my life, you lose your job.

Steve- Fuck.

Cut to them sitting in dinning hall of HQ2, beaten bloodied and in Mike’s case, pantless.  They sit there silently staring at their cups of coffee.

Enter Allen and Kaily whom both stop and stare in utter shock and surprise.

Allen- What happened to you guys?

Steve- Long story…

Kaily- And where are his pants?

Mike- Similar story…